10 November 2004

Witches with itches


Imagine three witches,
All witches with itches,
Which witch with the itch would you scratch?

Would you scratch the first witch?
A short witch with an itch,
And green hair and a dark blue eye patch.

Would you scratch the next witch?
A tall witch with an itch
But no clothes, a big nose and three toes.

Or would you scratch the third witch?
A fat witch with an itch,
And a cat and a flock of pet crows.

So if there were three witches,
All witches with itches,
Which witch with the itch would you scratch?

And if you did scratch the itch
Of a smelly old witch,
Just what sort of bugs would you catch?