If you're reading this, then hello, and may I welcome you to a weblog devoted to the stories of Old Hokey. She's a lovable old thing, and she's spent many a year travelling the world collecting stories and drawings for you.
You'll find all sorts of tales and tidbits of information described here, so take a few moments to scroll through. Keep an eye out for Mildred the Fish Dangler, the Shifty Skood, and even the first ever mention of Mousebeard - baddie in the new Faber & Faber book, 'The Mousehunter'.
I once grew a weed with magical powers,
That wriggled around when I tickled its flowers.
When I pulled off its leaves it let out a scream,
And grumbled and growled as I ate it with cream