And so one of the stories on here has now been magically whizzed up, shook around and stretched into a book. It's called The Mousehunter...

Each summer on the mountainous island of Domdrum, giants from all over the world congregate to take part in the annual Giant Rolling Festiva...

There was a strange glow to the town of Grimple. It had always been there – at least ever since the fabulously overweight giant Bilderbung w...

That stinky flower with untold power, Has splattered me in its guff, I ponk of socks, old rusty locks - A dash of lemon puff. No-one’s come...

I'm just posting a message concerning the disappearance of Old Hokey. It's been a few months now since she was last seen wandering t...

Snow started to fall on Tumbleton Moor. It was a beautiful yet quiet place when the world turned white. Walls and hedgerows vanished into th...

I once grew a weed with magical powers, That wriggled around when I tickled its flowers. When I pulled off its leaves it let out a scream,...

I found this book in my attic last week. I hadn't seen it for ages, and I thought it might be nice to share some of the entries. 1. M...

I suppose you might expect me to be rather old. And I am, of course. I'm at that point where my age defines how people respond to me rat...

Well I thought I'd show you a picture of me drawn by my wonderful friend Milagro. He sat and drew it while we were making the most of a ...

In my younger days I travelled the globe - something I'll tell you about in due course, no doubt - but I thought I'd tell you about ...

King Kandoo of Kakdungdoo Has lost his gold dubloons He's left them in a little box With knives and forks and spoons. The little b...

I've spent many hours of my life searching for lost things. Books, keys, pens, everything and anything has seemed to go missing at some ...

The village of Great Mingus, situated close to the Grunting river, had a very special toilet. It wasn't simply a hole in the ground, nor...

Have you ever had the sort of earwax that looks like an animal when you pull it from your ear? I admit it's a rare occurence for most, b...

So here it comes, the nastiest most horrible creature ever (well sort of). 1. The Bob-bob No, not this one. This is possibly the most ...

I used to have difficulty keeping up with shoe sizes when my feet grew, as I always found my big toe poked through the side of my shoes befo...

Here are some more oddities of the natural world. I've tried to include a few of the nastier creatures in this part, although I'll s...

You get lots of strange creatures and plants round here. Not your usual kettle of fish or punnet of strawberries, and i thought it might be ...

I must thank my friend Vanita van Tito for this tale. Unluckily for her she was a victim to this terrible scam while on her travels, and sti...

Imagine three witches, All witches with itches, Which witch with the itch would you scratch? Would you scratch the first witch? A sh...

Whenever there's an earthquake it's because a giant has died, or so the saying goes. I presume they therefore always keel over while...

The other day I pulled an ugly face. It seemed appropriate as I was teaching a little imp that humans could pull funny faces too. However, i...

Mr Penfold Twofold liked to sleep. He liked to sleep so much that he missed his first eight birthdays by dozing through the day. As ...

1. The Snot Puffball is infamous for exploding and covering passers-by in green goop. 2. It is known to mushroom specialists as Fungi S...

Last winter I awoke to see the garden covered in an icy sheet of frost. On my path, much to my surprise, lay a small dead bird, apparently c...

A witch and a ghost raised their glasses to toast, The devils and demons outside. But tonight they would stay a long way away, For they...

Otter racing - a nasty sport if ever there was one. Thankfully people don't do it any more. I thought you'd like to know why. The...

I've avoided talking about witches because of the chance that they might take offence to seeing anything in print about them. But what t...

Portly Tumbledown was a large, and slightly overweight angel. Well, that wouldn't really be fair to the people of the world who are slig...

He slipped, got caught on a branch and had to wait until Autumn before he dropped to the ground.

On Pongo Snodbury's sixteenth birthday, a surprise parcel arrived at the door. There was a small note attached: Dear Pongo, I had su...

I heard of this from a traveller a long time ago. If you're squeamish it might be worth waiting for the next story... The town of Ca...

I thought it was about time I told you about Fairy Snuff, one of those wandering minstrel types who roam the lands. He's an odd little f...