That stinky flower with untold power,
Has splattered me in its guff,
I ponk of socks, old rusty locks -
A dash of lemon puff.
No-one’s come near, my smell’s too queer
My friends don’t say hello.
That flaming flower, I need to shower,
It’s really not B O…
…honest!
Welcome!
If you're reading this, then hello, and may I welcome you to a weblog devoted to the stories of Old Hokey. She's a lovable old thing, and she's spent many a year travelling the world collecting stories and drawings for you.
You'll find all sorts of tales and tidbits of information described here, so take a few moments to scroll through. Keep an eye out for Mildred the Fish Dangler, the Shifty Skood, and even the first ever mention of Mousebeard - baddie in the new Faber & Faber book, 'The Mousehunter'.
You'll find all sorts of tales and tidbits of information described here, so take a few moments to scroll through. Keep an eye out for Mildred the Fish Dangler, the Shifty Skood, and even the first ever mention of Mousebeard - baddie in the new Faber & Faber book, 'The Mousehunter'.
